Garfield wishes you a happy monday

GARFIELD'S FATEFUL MONDAY...

It was a monday, like any other monday. or so i thought. i turn on my clunky television to the news like any other monday and the headline is this: "WEIRD LOOKIN CAT SCREAMIN' LASAGNA AND WACKING PEOPLE IN FACE"

"fake news" i though to myself, oh boi oh boi oh boi was i wrongg. I grab my keys and set out for work. everything was blue. just blue. nothing came close to the blueness of that monday. "very blue day today", i thought to myself. i hear REEEES and SCREECHES and CCCCCCCCCCCCs from every corner. "fake news" I thought once again. oh boi oh boi oh boi was i wrongg. I grab my keys and set out the car to investigate.

little did i know, i was the garfield's next victim.

i hear some FOOT CLOPS CLOPPING from behind me. they were very quick and then i realised i was being chased. i turn around. I SEE THE CAT.

IT CRIES "GARFIELD WISHES YOU A HAPPY MONDAY"

AND THEN, IT WAILS OUT IN ITS DISAPPOINTED VOICE "TIME TO SHAKE YOUR TAIL LIKE THIS FUNNY CAT DOE"

out came its veri dangerous tail and it GRASPS ME WITH THE GRASP OF A THOUSAND GRASPS

"LASAAAGNAAAAAAA" the creature bellowed as it bared its teeth close to my squirming face.

chomp

fake news, i thought, oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi was i wrong.

wacked, i was

Then a skeleton popped out!

then it set out to find it's next lasagna

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Credited to Fakestapled 

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