Gave Birth to Pickle Rick

Me and my boy did shrooms today and the weirdest thing happened. I was suddenly pregnant and my water broke, which was particularly odd because I'm a cis man. I rushed to the ER and when the doctors saw the baby's foot moving in my stomach, they were fascinated and praised it as a "medical miracle." When they did the ultrasound, they looked extremely concerned and the head physician said "this creature is not human, it must be removed immediately."

They C-sectioned me and then pulled out and held up the most beautiful pickle I've ever seen in my life. He was an adult Rick Sanchez in Pickle Rick form fresh out the womb, not even a cucumber. I immediately named him Pegasus 7. I'm laying here typing this in the birthing unit as we speak and a beautiful nurse is petting my precious offspring. She said she'll raise him with me and a pastor nearby married us now. My beautiful wife is sitting here breastfeeding our perfect pickle man as I stare at her sweet tits. I don't know what I did to deserve such a blessing, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife wants to try for another so that Pegasus 7 won't be lonely. I agree so hopefully she will knock me up.

To anyone out there reading this, miracles do exist! I just gave birth to a beautiful pickle and married the hottest nurse ever.

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