Ghost Kidney

The day was April 20, 2069. I was lying in bed browsing reddit when suddenly my back hurt so bad. It reminded me of the time someone ripped my spine out and cracked it like a whip.

I drank a whole teaspoon of water so I knew my kidneys were very dehydrated. And I knew that a thirsty whore of a kidney is a painful whore of a kidney. And then I remembered. I had both my kidneys removed at the ripe old age of 666! So it was a phantom pain FROM A GHOST KIDNEY

So I'm currently being haunted by an organ that died (illegal organ harvesters are dicks) and every time I turn out the lights, I see this random glowing kidney bean-shaped apparition floating around my room!

But this is my life. Forever haunted by a dead kidney.

Moral of the story, drink water kids

Also pls follow r/thanoschungus

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Credited to mysticaltater 

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