God Is Evil
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One night, I was walking along a crossroad when suddenly an enormous humanoid with red skin, horns, a jersey that said "DIS HELLDOGS" and a tail appeared in front of me as BLACK METAL played.
"Oh my God, it's Satan!" I yelled.
"I am not Satan, I am GOD, and I am EVIL!" He said, and kicked me in the balls and disappeared.
I considered he might be lying, but I knew full well that someone known as the Prince of Lies would never lie.
Credited to stormaster
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