Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee CURSED EDITION

Does anybody remember that video game for the GameCube Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee? It was my favourite childhood game. I played it for hours because I loved Godzilla and his pals.

Well I did before yesterday, because what happened was so shocking and horrifying, I hate Godzilla forever. I had received an email from a guy who was a former intern at Pipeworks, who said he had a package that he needed to get rid of. The email wrote;

"I need to get rid of this game because it is CURSED and evil."

I received the package at 3am and opened the box immediately. Inside was a cartridge that said GODZILLA: DESTROY ALL MONSTERS MELEE CURSED EDITION (DO NOT PLAY). I put it in my gamecube, and turned it on. When the opening animation played, something felt wrong, because something was wrong. The music that played was not normal, but sounded satanic. When Godzilla himself appeared on the screen, he was not your everyday Godzilla, but his skin was torn off, and there was hyper-realistic blood everywhere. His spines were also green.

Two other monsters appeared, Gigan and Megalon. Gigan had his spikes removed from his arms, and stabbed into his body with blood all over his body and he was dead. Megalon was crying, and had hyper-realistic tears come from his eyes because he was so sad (Gigan was his best friend and Megalon was crying because Gigan was stabbed to death, in case you whhere confused). I was so scared my knees quivered and I vomited all over my gamecube.

The intro cut and the screen turned into static for 5 minutes and scary music played. When the static was over, the select character screen appeared, which had something weird. All the characters were blacked out except for Godzilla 90s and Destoroyah, which was renamed to Satan. I was so scared I almsot cried. I selected Godzilla , but something weird happened. A second player joined named 'Player 666' which was weird because only 4 people could play at a time. I continued and selected a map, which was San Francisco because I wanted to destroy it because my shcool bully lived there in 2003

When the game started all the buildings where on fire and people were screaming very loud. My ears bleeded from all the screaming. I started to fight Player 666 but my attacks didn't do any damage but his did so I was in trouble. when I got a mothra powerup when she appeared she was also on fire and had hyper-realistic bloody eyes. Her roasrs were satanic and I was scared. Mothra attacked me instead of Player 666 which was not suppose to happen. As Godzilla was hurt blood appeared on the screen and it made me angry.

I said to the screen "WHY ARE YOU SO CURZD!!!!" but something creepy happened. Player 666 spoke back, yelling at me "shut up you stuped retard, I will skin you." Satan reached out of the screen and grabbed me. Satan dragged me through the screen and peeled my skin off and I died.

That is why I now hate Godzilla, and if you ever see this cursed game do not play it or Satan will abduct and torture your skin.

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