Godzilla vs. The Atlanta Braves

So, I was an intern at Toho Studios when I found a tape labeled "Godzilla vs. The Atlanta Braves" that was surrounded by Minilla plushies. I decided to take the tape home, but, it was SCARY. FRIGHTENING. GHASTLY. TERRIFYING. BOO. So I put the tape into my tape player that plays tapes that I put into my tape player that plays tapes and watched "Godzilla vs. The Atlanta Braves." The movie started with opening credits, stupid. What did you expect, huh? You expected the movie to start right away? You stupid loser, go back to daycare and watch movies, because movies don't start immediately, they have opening credits. Stupid-face. Back to the story. The opening credits went on for 26 minutes and 49 seconds. When the opening credits ended, it showed a scene of Godzilla smoking crack. Why would Godzilla do that? Nuclear lizards don't smoke crack, they destroy cities! Why was Godzilla freaking smoking crackjdklfh;iosadh fuprhfdjfjnldsajfaofhjfjkldsjrfljffkjd?! Then, Minilla popped into the scene, saying "Dad, a reason question for the aforementioned frick are maybe the second person smoking crack?" Godzilla started getting enraged, and challenged Minilla to a basketball game. Minilla lost, and was sent to a terrifying world known as "Detroit, Michigan."

Then, Godzilla continued smoking crack for the next 17 hours. Once he was done, he called up Denzel Washington and asked if he wanted to destroy Morgan Freeman. He said yes, and they destroyed Morgan Freeman after a long and hard battle. With himself satisfied, Godzilla started a looooooooooooooooong drag of weed. Man, that weed must've been good. Godzilla then started breaking it down. Man, that was the best dancing I'd ever seen. Godzilla looked at the screen, and he said "I'm coming for you!"

I was terrified. How could Godzilla come and kill me? He's not real, but he was. He arrived at my door and killed me. I'm dead now. I'm writing this in the afterlife. If you don't send this to 47 people, Godzilla will come for you too! Scary! And then a skeleton popped out.

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