Goldeneye 007 N64: POOPY EDITION

Hey guys its me, BigBillyKilly666. I wanted to play a first person shoot game from my kid days, so I went to a yard sale and bought goldeneye 007 on nintendo 64 (As you do) but when I started to play it, i INSTANTLY shitteard my pants when I saw what I seed. It was a tiny lego man that said "Prepare 2 get rekt up da pooper" I was all like "What the fuck is this game I bought for my nintendo 64." But I wanted to play it anyway becase I was curious. I was all like "Why did the leg man say i would get me pooper wrecked??" So i played the game and I was like "Ohhhh My God this game is so fucked up. I cannot be haunted by this game. I am not going to be haunted by this game." But I did... And I'll tell you how. I went to the beach and I got a nice tan. I went to a crab feast and ate like 10 crabs. Then I came back home and I saw there was a new videogam for game boy in my room. It said "Mario killerz 3" and I was all like "Oh no... The mario killers creepypayastes were reall..." So i slammed the crarthrage into my game boy colon, and I strarted to play it. But then a man came to my door and said "I am your ghost hunter and I am here to haunt you" I said "Ohhh Fuck you and your ghost hunting bullshit..." so thats how I got haunted. Back to Goldeneye 007 n64 thoug. The lego man appeared again an said "Nice tits" or something like that. I went to bed and i played Goldeneye 007 until I went to sleep. I went to school the next day and I was thinking about Goldeneye again so I played it. But the lego man apprerad agian and said "Nice titties" and this time I got mad and yelled "Fuck you, No I will not say nice titties you little Lego man, and you are NOT going to haunt me" and he got angri. I saw an angryed expression crawl across his face, and he said "Oh yeah? Well i am going to haunt you" and he showed me a knife and he stabbed me in the neck. And that is how I got haunted. Anyway, back to the game. Bames Jond DIED and I got to the part where you re-enter the room where the bomb is. I was all like "Fuck, I have to play this game all the way through now" so I did. and I beat it but the lego man appeard again and said "Nice titties" I beat him and got rid of him. So I went to bed and I played Goldeneye 007 until I fell asleep. ANyways, that was just the begining. I DIED then. I saw the ghost of Bobby from mario killers 2. He said "I AM NOT A LEGO MAN YOU PEES OF SHIDD" so I was like "Fuck you Bobby you pees of shit" and I threw a bucket of water on his ghost face. Then I played the game agian and I beat it.

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