Grand Theft Pokemon

One time I was shopping at the thrift store with 20 dollars to buy things. As I was switching out the price tags on items to make them cheaper, the owner walked up to me with a disc. He yelled "GIT OUTTA ME STAWR YOU NOE GEWD THEEF!!!!!" (I live in the South). As I left, he handed me the disc and forced me to take it or else I would be "killded" by the crazy redneck. I took the pc game and played it. A loading screen came up that said "Grand Theft Pokemon: Gotta Steal 'em All!". I hit start, and immediately I heard a scream. My character was robbing an innocent Pikachu. Unable to stand the torture, I smashed my computer on the ground 50 times and then ate the shards of computer, even though I could have just removed the disc. I died from silicon poisoing. Then a skeleton popped out.

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