Guardian Glitch

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One time my bro and I were playing Halo 2 online and some guy on our team kept doing the guardian glitch to kill him. It's a long story if you don't know about the guardian glitch, but basically, it allowed you to team kill without having to worry about being booted from the game. It didn't detect from your team's score, but it could get extremely annoying.

Anyways, this guy on our team keeps betraying my brother over and over and over again and my brother can't boot him because he's doing the guardian glitch. Well, my brother gets REALLY FUCKING PISSED, gets up, and walks out of the room.

Ok I think, at least he kept his cool and is going to walk it off.

CRASH

I run out of the boiling room to see what the huge noise was, and to my surprise I see our motherfucking refrigerator LAYING FACE-DOWN ON THE GROUND and the floor is covered in every kind of food and liquid imaginable. I can do nothing but stare in amazement. When I look up at my brother, he is facing away from me standing over the oven.

It was then that I realized he had the burner on and was holding his hand against it! I yelled at him asking him what the hell he was doing and he didn't respond, just kept standing there. I got closer and I started to smell burning flesh.

I reached for the stove to turn the burner off and he swung his arm, back-handing me right in the fucking face. I asked him what the fuck was wrong with him but he just continued to stand there's burning his hand. I shoved him away from the stove and turned it off, and the next thing I knew he was coming at me with a goddamn kitchen knife!

I grabbed his wrist mid-swing and sweeper his feet out from underneath him with my leg. I twisted his wrist and pried the knife loose, brining bits of dead flesh with it. I looked down at my brother and saw what looked like to be saliva coming out of his mouth.

Later, this would all make sense, but in the heat of the moment I thought I was being attacked by a fucking zombie which had taken over my brother and I reacted accordingly. He was threatening my life! I don't regret anything that I did.

After we got my brother to the hospital, things began to calm down. A few hours later, my brother was acting normal again and we found out the real reason for his psychotic behavior -- rabies.

So I guess that this really wasn't an overreaction at all, given the fact he had rabies. But at the time, I really thought he was getting way to mad about being betrayed in Halo. Fucking guardian glitch man

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