H3h3 Frosted Tips: The Lost Music Video

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Have you ever wondered what it would have been like if JonTron and FilthyFrank joined Ethan's band in the video "Ethan Joins a 90s Boy Band"? Well you could have if you saw the original video in the 0.75 seconds that it was up. The video in question was taken down without any sort of explanation as to why and not many know about its mysterious existence, let alone watched it. Luckily I have since I enjoy browsing obscure Deep Web forums that get taken down immediately after you watch anything off of there, which is why I don't have the actual video here to show you and you'll have to take my TRUE and HONEST word for it. However you're gonna feel lucky about that after I tell you what happens in the video...... dot dot dot

The video is exactly the same as the current one up to the point where Ethan asks Jon if he wants to join his band. In the original version, Jon happily agrees and gets a tan, clothes, and hair styled just like Ethan. Afterwards he asks Frank to join and he too agrees just like Jon and goes through the same process. Now this is where the video gets... strange... After they do a cool band pose the video mysteriously cuts to black for about 3 seconds and then it shows a black, dark, ominous, mysterious, obscured stage where they're all standing in some sort of platform. They're quiet for a second before Frank says "All right boys, let's get rockin'". What came next was probably the worst torture my ears have ever been subjected to, which doesn't make sense because Jonno and Franku are both good signers!! But when they started signing it sounded like a cat giving birth while being tortured and beaten using a bat with a squirrel attached to the top who was being used by one of those fat and really loud Tumblr users having a heart attack. The camera in the video started zooming in and out and shaking all around which made me a little sick. Also blood. The video ends with all three of them getting kicked out of the stage by the owner who told them to never come back. Jon, Frank, and Ethan all dust off and go outside of the venue that this "concert" was apparently being held in (???there was no audience also???). Jon says "Well, let's never try that again" and Ethan takes his vape thing and says "Agreed Jonno, agreed" before he offers it to his two friends. The camera pans out to the sunset and fades to black.

Now you can see why the video was taken down, h3h3 received too many complaints regarding the song in the 0.75 seconds that it was up (YouTube commenters are very very fast) and so they took it down and made an alternate version with a less ear-rapey song.

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