HP Bloodshed IV

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This is the fourth,

HP's about to morph,

Into something awesome,

And you'll be awestruck,

The original was deleted,

To be honest I feel cheated,

I'll take the best lines,

The best ones that actually rhymed,

Uh, my girlfriend just went lesbian,

Don't feel bad for me yet?

I wasn't there when the sex began,

Yeah, that was a good line, I bet,

That reminds me how my girlfriend and I had met,

One day in math,

After forgetting the craft,

I took a picture of her,

It wasn't special, sure,

It wasn't sexual,

It was respectable,

And you're goddamn gullible,

I jacked off to it, yeah, tug and pull,

I was satisfied with my own imagination,

Then she found out from friends making me lose my patience,

I just got this fucking PhD,

In fact, the cure to cancer is to suck a D,

And if you think I think a thing,

Well, um, uh, I can't think a thing,

Oh yeah, I'll mention something about pain,

I killed Bruce Wayne,

I hate myself,

I can do a dog's yelp,

Yep, welp,

I don't know where to go,

Uh, we got some snow,

Um, this is a shot-for-shot remake of the original,

It might be criminal,

I just like to hurt,

I killed captain Kirk,

Now he has no work,

He's visiting Precard,

In the Hell's Ward,

I don't know what Star Trek is,

Um, uh, yeah, drink my piss,

God damnit, Chaonipfalol,

You made me lose my flow,

I need to stop making these,

Fuck being a troll,

Be a fucking LOL!

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