HP Bloodshed V: The Reboot

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I'm creeping into your window,

I'm sleeping in your bed hoe,

What a slut you are,

You are what I want in my heart,

But you said "No",

Now I call you a hoe,

And you slit your wrists,

Because I'm like a cyst,

On your brain,

You're going insane,

And I can't help but laugh,

As you shatter you calf,

When you jump off the roof,

I scream at you,

I scream "I hate you!",

So you remember when we met,

You were all set,

But then I walk up to you yet,

And then you started to get wet,

So I drove you home,

But before you could get out,

I shattered your dome,

With the base of this bat, ouch!

You woke up bare naked,

I screamed "I'm gonna wreck it",

Then I did what my brother did to me,

Absolutely no apologies,

You were scarred, hee-hee-hee,

I brought you a gee-hee string,

You put it on slow-hoe-ly,

I got aroused for the first time,

Started bursting out rhymes,

And jotting them down,

Talking about how you looked like a clown,

You started cry and frown,

Making rather sad sounds,

So I got up and told you I would never hate you,

That I would date you,

I wouldn't violate you,

You know, unless you were into it,

I could get a handle on some BDSM shit,

I could get a chainsaw that went vren-vren-vreeen,

But I look at you now,

You look like a skeleton, how,

Oh wait I forgot to give you some chow,

But wait, I like this new look,

I could write a goddamn book,

On this perfection you have achieved,

Oh wait, you wouldn't believe,

That now I slowly,

Getting attracted to this fat bitch,

I don't know how I switched,

Making it was when she cosplayed as the wicked witch,

With her ass and tits making twitch,

So you start to eat more and more,

Yeah, eat that cake, whore,

Oh yeah, stretch marks galore,

You look like you came out of that wal-mart store,

I could get lost in those rolls for days,

Wait, HP, what did you say?

I'm right, I'm not okay,

Send this fat ass hog of the huts away,

Yeah, HP, what the fuck do you say,

I'm gay!

What, are you going insane,

No bitch now get out of the way,

You can either get a sex change,

I'll be your sex slave,

On second thought, I'm done with you,

I'll give you a gun to shoot,

Now shoot yourself dead,

And burn in hell,

You fuckin' smell...

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