Hair Plucking Copypasta

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I've been listening to Kanye my entire life, but for some reason, for the last five weeks I have an unbearable, unshakeable and painful urge to rip the hair off my balls whenever I hear even 1/2 of a second of Kanye's sweet, sweet melodies.

The real problem is that I love Kanye too much, I need to hear the blissful seducing sound of his music, so every time I sit down to listen too Kanye's music, I painfully rip out my ball hairs one by one.

Someone please tell me what to do, I'm scared of what will happen when I've pulled out the last hair and I have no more hairs left, what if I pull my testicles right out of the sack?

Please I just want to listen to ye in peace.

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