Half Life: Say Goodbye to the Other Half

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Hello people of the Internet. My name is Tony. And I want to tell you, if you haven't already heard, about my story.

The Begining

I'm going to start when I got my new computer. No, I didn't get it from a weird old man who gave it to me for free. It was just a normal gaming computer.

I downloaded the normal things I used such as Minecraft and Steam. I started playing Minecraft and played until I got about 64 diamonds. I looked at my clock and noticed it was 3:00 a.m. so I went on Steam and decided to download Half-Life because of the short download time.

When the game loaded up I expected to hear the announcers voice but got an earful of a Vortigon chant. I quit the game and went to its directory to see what was wrong. When I looked in the sound files what I saw was hilarious. I saw that all the sound files were mixed around. I just left it like that and went back to playing.

I enjoyed the ride but when I looked over at G-man it wasn't as I expected. G-man was knocking out the scientist next to him with a chloroform cloth. When the Scientist fell G-man looked straight at me and started talking like he would at the end of the game. I decided what the heck and refused. Instead of being confronted with an army of aliens it was just a blank space with me and G-man.

G-man continued to speak saying, "You see DR. Freeman, refusal is punishable by the full extent in my, well let's say group." The map then changed to one of the multiplayer ones.

A chat box appeared with the character name GOD. The chat message read "Tony, why do you hate me?" I chatted back, "I don't hate you." GOD replied back, "LIAR, everyone hates me, including you!"

I tried to exit the game but G-man popped up and said, "Tony, your attitude will not be tolerated." I then tried just getting up but I felt a prick on my neck and my entire body went numb. The game loaded the map but it was blurry as I was really tired. The last words I saw were "Goodbye" and I fell asleep.

News Report

Yesterday was a sad day for the entire world. Thousands of people were killed in a mass terrorist attack. The group responsible is called GOD. They hacked a major video gaming company named valve and edited some downloadable content. If you have any more info please post it at www.whoisGOD.org


Credited to Mrman225 

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