Half Life 3

Everyone remembers the Half Life series, right? Well, I got an early alpha build of Half Life 3 at a flea market for $0.03. When I got home and played the game, Gman walked up to the screen and whispered, "You shouldn't have come here..."

Then loud, high-pitched screams emitted from the speakers and blood covered the screen. The screen then faded to a disastrous scene at City 17, where buildings and apartments were falling down. After that, a cutscene started to play.

In it, Alyx Vance was dead and everyone started to blame Gordan Freeman for the cause of her death.

The game transitioned to a scene where Gordan Freeman shoots himself. The game was so scary that when the game ended, the HalfLife3.exe file was renamed to itsyourfault666.exe.

When I replayed the game, I was thrust into an epic battle which was so intense that my computer exploded and the disc hurled out of the disc tray into its case. Then, I found out that the game belonged to a dead relative of Gabe Newell so I hastily wrapped the game in bubble wrap and sold the game on eBay.

I hope that whoever finds the game destroys it so that they don't become depressed and angry like me.

FIN

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