Happy Birthday Eliza

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Note: The following document is of course a transcription of an answering machine message recovered before investigation into the death of NAME REDACTED.

BEGIN TRANSCRIPT, CLASSIFIED BLACK, FBI DIRECTOR AND DIRECT SUBORDINATES ONLY, PRESIDENT EXCLUDED CLASS THREE PRETERNATURAL

Honey, I.. Honey I won't be home for our daughter's birthday.. I'm so sorry baby..

I.. I was on the way but the plane was delayed, you know... I couldn't sleep in the airport honey.. my back.

I.. I went to this damned roach motel, and checked in. One night honey.. one.. god I'm so sorry..

I was asleep until about ten minutes ago.. and the alarm went off. I had my phone set.. honey, it's two AM.. The television was on when I woke..

It was a video.. of.. of me sleeping, then.. they drugged me honey.. a man slipped into my room

Must've been Quaaludes.. or.. fuck I don't know..

Then they cut me honey... They cut me open and started taking things..

I cant feel a thing in my abdomen... not a thing.. no pain.. but there's blood everywhere... I cant move the sheet.. i cant.. I'm hoping it's all a joke.

I know it isn't baby.. I smell.. I smell my.. my bowels, when they cut them.. and that awful smell of raw meat...

And the note on my phone.. said they had a customer who wanted my heart, it was a post it that said..

Customer wants my heart.. fresh... they'll be back soon..

Tell.. Tell our little girl I'm sorry..

And please play this for her..

Happy birthday.. to you.. Happy Birthday.. to you.. Happy birthday dear.. Eliza.. Happy birthday.. to you..

I'm so sorry Eliza.. your present is in my sock drawer.. mommy knows where it is.. Daddy loves you very-

Please, PLEASE LET ME FINISH!

NO, PLEASE! ITS FOR MY LITTLE GIRL!

[The rest of the recording was thrashing sounds, accompanied with screams, then moans, then silence until the last minute of the recording, in which slurping sounds can be heard.]

ADDENDUM:

The hotel is question has burnt to the ground. Gone. Not a god damn scrap of wood left. According to a police report, a meth lab exploded. The police dug up mass grave behind the place, and found 700 skeletons, dating back up to 65 years.

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