Has This Ever Happened to You?

You're sitting alone, coffee in one hand, mouse in the other. It's about 11:33 PM, and you know you have to get up early for school the next morning. BUT your parents are out of town for a few days, and you have the house to yourself, so why not celebrate? You decide the setting is right to read some creepy-pastas. So you go to the site, and click "Random Page". It takes you too a story you enjoy slightly, so when you're done, you click on one of the "Read More" links. You happen to find a Pasta, but not just any pasta, one that has you on the edge of your seat. One that you can't stop reading, that's absolutely incredible. It's well written, it's nice and long, and every sentance makes you want more. Alas, luck must be on your side tonight, because every link you click on takes you to a pasta ten times better than the last. And you know what? Despite the lack of human companionship, you're not the least bit scared. After a couple more stories, you see one that grabs your attention. They title just makes you want to click on it and read it. So you do. As the page loads your excitement increases, your growing more and more anxious as the milliseconds pass. But your gosh-darned internet browser gives you the wretched "Cannot display the page" error. So you cross your fingers and press F5, or refresh. And what do you know? The page loads! Now more excited than ever, you read the pasta that's been teasing you for the past 30 seconds. But as you pregress farther into the story, you realise it's a complete piece of shit! After all that excitement, you're left in utter disappointment. So, as you leave the nastiest comment your little brain can muster up, you decide to move on to another pasta. But whoa! What's this?! Another crappy story?! And another, and another?!?! What is this madness, you ask yourself. This my friend, is the "troll-zone". This is the websites way of saying "Fuck you! You mad bro?!?!" Every now and then, the website gets sick of you clicking on it, and reloading it, and making it do all that work. So what does it do? It trolls you, even websites need to blow off some steam.. But if it ever get's out of hand, and to the point where the website is giving you all kinds of errors and piece of turd stories, it MUST be stopped. There is only ONE propper way of doing this. There is a code, known only by a few, that is capable of stopping even the most hardcore trolls. I feel the time has come for me to pass this code onto you. REMEMBER, it is not to be taken lightly, and is to be handled with EXTREME care. The code my dear commrades, is ALT+F4.

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