Haunted Spongebob Gag Ball
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It was the summer of 2022 and sexual gag toys were made illegal, anyone caught with one was threatened with EVIL PATRIXXX's might. I always wanted a Spongebob gag ball, but I was Romanian level poor and never had the chance. One day, I went to my local thrift store and was looking around in the anal prolapse ring section, I saw gold, green and red but no yellow, like Spongebob. I looked behind a idubbbz 18 inch dildo and saw Spongebob's face, it was the one thing my sad adult life lacked, a Spongebob gag ball, it was $69.420 all I had was a paper clip, a penny and belly button smegma, so I hid it up my ass as it rolled up like a vacuum sucking up a cactus. I broke through my window, excited to finally have a Spongebob gag ball, as I put it around my mouth, I felt sick, I started shitting my pants as my ass crushed my fecal matter up like a hydraulic press crushes playdoh, it felt amazing, always how I imagined owning a Spongebob gag ball. I put it around my jaw, locking it in like a belt, all the sudden, my window had a... creepy blood written message.... saying if I don't buy a amazon prime subscription and watch Spongebob, that I would die, I was frightened, as amazon prime is dumb as shit and has no good movies, I don't wanna waste a single penny on it, so I took my Spongebob gag ball off and pee'd all over it till the paint fell off the eyes... I saw black eyes on Spongebob with red pupils, and what appeared to be bloody tears.
I got aids and broke through my dry wall as shit came out of my ass, the poop fell and slapped my ass and made it jiggle. The Spongebob gag ball started flying and chased me yelling "I AM GOD AND EVIL SPONGEBOXXX, AND I WILL KILL YOU". I ran down the street, screaming, but no one heard me, I hid around the corner of my neighbors house, it started singing "Now this is a story all about my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air" I shitted and farted and prolapsed and cummed all at the same time. I tripped on "the rock" Johnson and did a triple flip and fell on my ass, it jiggled and bounced me forward, God and Spongeboxxx approached my open anus and said "prepare your anus" as he flew up it and made me fly, I begged "please don't drop me Mr.God and Mr.Spongeboxxx" but he did anyway. I fell through my neighbors roof and looked at his T.V, he was watching Adam Sandler in Big Daddy, I watched and started to burst with laughter, Adam Sandler came out of the T.V and said "I'm gonna eat your butt" and I died of AiDSsss
The End
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