He Knows If You Been Bad.

Did you hear about what happened to Sue from accounting? What I hear is that she went insane. This happened about a week ago. Apparently what happened was her husband was away on a business trip, he decided to cut it short and come home on Christmas Eve to surprise her. When he did, he found her on the kitchen floor with scratches all over her body, clutching a knife. All he could get out of her was "Santa" over and over the name "Santa". The next day, Sue's husband was arrested for attempted murder. Apparently what happened was he had hired this Santa impersonator to go and scare her a little and then off her! All of this so he could carry on with the affair he was having. He would have gotten away with it except that on Christmas Day he makes this phone call to 911, telling the operator that Santa was trying to kill him. Crazy huh? But the fact is, this prompted a full confession out of him. They say he now sits in his cell hysterical, claiming that Santa is coming to kill him.

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Originally posted on Crappypasta.com, 18 March, 2014

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