HelloKittyOnline.exe

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I love Hello Kitty, I have all the merchandise and clothing. So when I heard about Hello Kitty Online I nearly came my pants. I rushed to my computer and installed it. It took around 5 minutes for the game to load, just enough time for me to furiously masturbate. After ejaculating on my computer screen I proceeded to play the game.

At the loading screen it was Hello Kitty with blood red eyes and a hyper realistic grin. It was really scary but I didn't care, I decide before playing to have a round two with my penis while looking at Hello Kitty's face. After my session I clicked the start screen and heard my grandma say:

"Joshua, take out the garbage!"

I replied: "I'm 42 grandma! I'm too old to take out the garbage!"

The she said: "Get your ass out of the basement NOW!"

And I went to take out the garbage. Then, I went back to playing and I was in the game now. Then someone name: D4NK420 kept quickscoping me with his character and I said: "Screw this! This game is a Cat-astrophe!

I quit the game but I couldn't, I heard a voice say: "u wot m9, 1v1 me Hello Kitty Online" I screamed and uninstalled the game. The end.

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