Herobrine Calls Tech Support

One not forbiding and scary day, Herobrine was lounging on his couch. Watching Yogscast and JackSepticEye and also Markipiler, but that's unrelated. And then, he saw his computer. He was watchig YouTube on it. His computer started to malfunction. Showing what looked like images of hyper-realistic blood on sidewalks for some strange reason…

'Nah fam.' Herobrine said, calling Tech Support. This is the phone conversation that followed.

'Hello?'

'Hello, we are Minecraft Tech Support Services, how may we help, Mr Herobrine?'

'Hi, my computer is kinda glitchy and stuff, help?!'

'No problem, we'll be right on it!'

'Holy shit, don't take too long, OK? I got pizza rolls in the microwave.'

'Where do you live?'

'Oh yeah, I live on Entity Lane, THATSBS666, House Number 80085.'

'Don't you mean That's Bullshit666, House Number Boobs?'

'Yes, so, come on over quickly, OK?'

'Alright, we'll be right away.'

'Uhh, bye.'

'Bye, Herobrine.'

Herobrine was very glad. Steve came bursting in. He saw Herobrine…

'Woah, you are actually called Tech Support?' Steve said.

'Yes, I did, why ya surprised?' Herobrine sniggered.

'I always thought that you were kinda a dick, I'm sorry for shoving a tuba up my butt during a parade.' Steve said.

'You are apoligising for that now?!' Herobrine said, angerily.

'Yeah, so?' Steve said.

'Uhh, is this a story by TheBigLG again?' Herobrine said.

'Yeah.' Steve said.

'Aww shit.' Herobrine said.

Tech Support arrived. They seemed happy. They were all Creepers for some reason.

'Hi, we are here.' The manager said.

They saw the computer. They were surprised. The manager said one thing, it was a really bad swear word. Here is the really bad swear word.

'Heck!' The manager said.

Herobrine gasped. The pizza rolls were ready. Herobrine ate the pizza rolls. Steve gasped. Rainbow Steve gasped. Every entity gasped so loudly. The Tech Support fixed the broken thing.

Herobrine hugged the entire Tech Support team. He said one thing. It was lovely. This is what he said.

'Aww, thanks guys, you are the best!' Herobrine said, happily.

Herobrine was jumping around. And around. And around. And around. And....

Yeah. You get the point by now.

Steve showed kindness. The fist-bumped each other. They laughed. They hugged. They kissed. They went like sksowieioskdjd.

They were pals. Yes. That's true. No lie. They were pals. Until the end.

Tech Support disappeared. Herobrine was so confused. He seemed confused as heck. Mum, sorry for swearing. Do not take my XBOX away.

Herobrine then decided to spend time with Steve. Since they were roomates. After all. Yeah. And that is where the story ends. Yeah. That's it. Go home!!!!1

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Written by TheBigLG
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