Holder of the Hands
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Atleast 100 years ago, but even longer, the Earth was still nuu. And then the Evil Patrixxx created man to be his servants. However, he made a big mistake when he created the Grape Ape, as it swayed all his servants, Man, to worship him instead of Patrixxx. They had an epic battle, but Grape Ape won. In these days, Patrixxx wasn't as powerful. In order to keep Patrixxx at bay, Grape Ape and his bitches created Chicken Nugget. However, it was lost during the crusade of fried chicken and never seen again...
In any city or town, go to your local McDonalds. Ask an employee to see Big G. If he agrees, follow him into a backroom. If he refuses, come back later that night. In the backroom, there is a book. Reading it will put you in a nightmare realm. It's full of extremely detailed fanfic pr0nz. Don't do it, motherfucker! Everyone who has read it without doing the right thing died. You must say "DO NOT WANT" or else you will get it. No one has ever seen the ending, because they usually die in the middle of it. For your safety, i'm not giving it to you. Once you exclaim your feelings of not want, you will appear in what appears to be Heaven. Again, ask the man to see Big G. This time, you will die, die, die, or go through a portal, in a dark room. There is a single lamp, with a desk and two chairs on both sides. A shadowy, large apelike figure will be in the one farthest from you. Sit in the chair infront of him. Ask him for the Chicken Nugget. He will stare at you with his creepy stare. Drink purple stuph off his desk. If you know what's good for you. If you don't, your eyes will melt off your skull. He then will hand you the Chicken Nuget. Don't fuck with it bitch, scary stuff could happen. You will be fucked by scary shadow people with huge fucking eyes. Like I said, don't fuck with it. Also, skeletons will pop out.
This object is 420 out of Yolo.
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