My 10 year old son and I watch Homestar Runner every night on my Vizio HDTV, which is connected to my PC. I gave my son the mouse and he selected "The secret Strong Bad E-Mail". It started out with Strong Bad saying "Do Do Do checking out the E-Mail" like normal.
When he got am E-Mail which was titled "Dear Strong Bad I want to know something interesting. Something you have never talked about before. From, Jamie, Hartford CT." Then Strong Bad said, "OK I have something interesting to talk about, how about DEATH." I was Horrified. He grabbed a gun and knife and started killing Homestar, Homsar, Marzipan, Strong Sad, etc. Then he said, "NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU". I quickly closed the window. Then an error message started coming up saying, "Error: Windows will not close Google Chrome until YOU DIE."
I didn't see my son anywhere after that and I thought he already went to bed. I went to tuck him in and I saw Strong Bad in real life saying, "you're too late. I have already killed him." then he said "NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE." I ran in a closet and I saw Strong Bad looking around my apartment for me.
I pulled my cell phone and dialed 911. I heard an automated voice saying:
"Hi this is Alex. Your virtual advisor at V****n Mobile I'm sorry, we cannot complete this call because Strong Bad wants you to DIE."
Strong bad opened the closet door and grabbed a knife. I quickly escaped through an emergency transport door in my closet. I got outside then I tried 911 again and I got the same Alex message but this time he said, "Hi this is Alex, Your virtual advisor at V****n Mobile, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." The phone hung up. I stayed at my friends house for the night. The police said that my son's death was suspicious.
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