Horrible Troll Pastas Give Me Nightmares

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 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself 
— FDR

This is a little poem I wrote in my spare time. THIS IS ONLY A JOKE. My other GTA pasta is a real pasta.


I had some dreams last night
Dark, dark dreams
Dreams of fear and dreams of fright
Dreams not so scary, to you, it may seem.

I was walking to my car,
I pulled on the door handle
until a skeleton popped out and said rawr,
and he was holding a creepily lit candle.

I loaded Team Fortress 2,
and saw a picture of Navi,
and I had no clue,
it was loading Engie's Suicide.avi.

Taboo: The Sixth Sense and Modern Warfare 2
are so scary that they make me poo.
Blitz The League II and Grand Theft Auto
almost made me stub my toe.

And Then He Turned Around
One of the classics on here
I wish it would make sound
Because I could cover my ears.

The next day I woke up at the quarries
All this was real, too.
And if you don't believe in these stories
THEY'LL COME AND GET YOU.


Credited to MarioStrikerz

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