How Google+ Really Died

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As some of you may know by now, there are rumors going around about the end of Google+. Nobody is really certain but at the moment it seems to be a sure thing. Now, how do you think this happened? Did you really think that Google just finally decided to get their shit together and remove that unwanted service from our glorious YouTube? No. Google is too evil for that. This is where our friend Bob comes in.

Anybody who has been on YouTube or even sites far away from YouTube during the Google+ occupation should know about Bob. You see, Bob is a freedom-fighter created by many YouTubers as a way of rebelling against Bob. They would go everywhere on random videos and begin spamming Bob either standing by himself or being on a tank to fight Google+ for YouTube's independence.

I was merely a supporter of the Bob rebellion. I only fought once on a couple of videos with some excessive Bob spam. Other than that, I was just a bystander. I had given up hope of Google+ ever being defeated. But it seems as though I along with many others have gotten what we wanted. Thanks be to Bob.

Now, let me tell you how Google+ really died.

It was a terrible occupation. Millions, no, billions of people in an instant were forced into using Google+ against their will. If they had refused, they were cut off from many of YouTube's services. In this dark time, the word of Bob had come to bring a light of hope to the YouTubers. Millions joined the Bob rebellion. While many had betrayed the motherland of YouTube and fought against Bob, they stood no chance against his army. Nobody has ever really met Bob. They merely spread his voice of reason about every corner of YouTube. "How would this fight Google+?" you may ask.

Well, I have a theory that Bob is a real person, the person who started the Bob spam, the leader of the rebellion, Bob himself, in the flesh.

Bob was your everyday YouTuber who suffered just as much from the brutality of Google+ as everyone else. He simply shook it off as if nothing happened until that one fateful day on which Bob was pushed over the edge. He made one Bob comment on about five, maybe ten videos, all from semi-popular YouTubers so that others would notice it. When Bob acquired his army of freedom-fighters, he had enough power to literally kill Google+ with the power of his voice.

About a day before Google+ was rumored to be shutting down, Bob traveled to the main headquarters of Google, approached the creator of Google+ and ...

FUS RO BOB!!!!!!!!!!1111111

(Skyrim theme plays)

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