How To Make A Classic CreepyPasta For Some To Remember
As we all know, Killers and violence in a CreepyPasta are the spoopiest thing that can be put in a CreepyPasta, these are some tips that will help you make quite the terrifying yarn.
Quik note, there will not be any order, I'll just calls them as far as I can care...
HOW TO MAKE A CLASSIC CHARACTER!!!!!
Step 1. Make your story all about an overpowered killer, I do mean all about, don't make it about the people trying to survive,you have to make the story all about the killer, this will attract lonely emo kids to read so they can picture themselves as the killer, because everyone wants whiny 12 year old girls in there fanbase...
Step 2. Don't forget detail, spend 5 paraghaphs explaining how bloody someone is as they're getting killed, it's sure to scare the shit out of the reader, because detail is spooky.
Step 3. Make sure your character has a tragic backstory, make them get abused by there parents and make them to dumb to call social services. Classics such as ClockWork also pull this off great.
Step 3. Make your character mutilate there own face, this will add an intimidation feature, even if it is just edgy and stupid, also make sure to half-ass the reason for there mutilation not getting infected.
Step 4. Make damn sure your character is named after you, because it's most likely you're just a fucking emo who wants to write a revenge fic.
Final step. Make sure they have a edgy and ironic pre-murder one liner...
HOW TO MAKE A CLASSIC VIDYA GAME AND LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTA!!!!!
Step 1. Make the characters look depressed for no logical reason other than to make the establishment that something is wrong.
Step 2. BLOOD, BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BOOD EVERYWHERE!!!
Step 3. Make damn sure you add edgy quotes in the story, like NO HOPE, YOU HAVE FORGOTTON US!!!
Step 4. Related to above, make sure you have no reason as to why any of it is happening, it's cool in video game CreepyPastas to not explain nonexsisting programing of a game that ends up blowing up or some shit
Step 5. Make the protagonist get the game or show from a random old man
Step 6. Make the reader a whiny little bitch who cries over characters that don't exist
Final Step. Make the TV or game console blow up or some shit...
HOW TO MAKE CLASSIC CREEPYPASTA IN GENERAL
1. VIOLENCE AND BLOOD, LOTS OF BLOOD, BLOOD IS SCARY, SUPER SCARY
2. HYPER-REALISM IS SO VERY SPOOKY, IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT YOU, BUT OMG SO FUCKING SCARY
3. EDGYNESS, LOTS AND LOTS OF 13 YEAR OLD EDGYNESS
4. MAKE YOURSELF DIE AT THE END OF THE STORY
5. BLOOD
6. BLOOD
6. BLOOD
6. MOTHER FUCKING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
Written by CrazyHyena
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