How To Summon a Gunga

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Read the other gunga story's first: Gunga, AnonyMoose Killer, Gunga.exe.avi.jpg, Paranormal Guntivity, Normal Skool Days With Gunga. ;)



This is a popular myth what some kool kidz do. it's super save and super phun.

And before we start u need to do the steps while you read or it won't work you can't read a head from the step you are on

Step one - buy 1,347,240 pounds of dog food

Step two - have a dark room with a mirror in it like some type of room to dispose of some sort of liquid or waist

Step three - you'll need a straight line of carpet probably 10,538,370"by 12"of carpet this is so he can butt race you and if u don't have it exactly or if you don't butt race him then he'll eat you

Step four - you need to have some Asian food or Indian food if worst comes to worst Gunga hates the smell of though's foods so you can get away if he is mad at you

Step five - you'll need some type of weapon like a foam sword or a piece of paper though's are the most dangerous weapons u can't use a knife or a gun though's won't work at all

Step six - you'll need a bouncy ball or some type of dog toy to tame him

Step seven - place the 1,347,240 pounds of dog food in every hole corner cabinets everywhere in that room even on the floor but you need some room for the Asian/Indian food this step is very important because u need to distract him when u want him to leave

Step eight - turn off the all the lights in the house including the room what u picked out

Step nine - in this step you'll be summoning Gunga now that all the lights are out and all the dog food is pored you'll need to say three words

And the words are

I never had a dog
I never had a dog
I never had a dog

When you say that three times in the mirror and when you turn the lights on you'll have a Gunga

Step ten - in this step will tell you what will happen if you don't do the steps right first thing you'll smell a ratchet smell that will knocks you out and when you wake up you'll be in his dog house and then he'll do horrible things to you the second thing is the he'll butt race on you're carpet and the grossness will kill you the third thing is that you'll find poo on every carpet and hard floor it will gross you out so much that you'll die instantly

Step eleven - this step you'll be getting rid of him you'll need him to be distracted so you can put the Asian/Indian food on him and he'll disappear but some times if you can't find him he'll be in the basement waiting for you so you cant go in you're basement if u do he'll freak out and he'll poo on the floor and you'll die instantly

Step twelve - this is the final step and this step you'll find out that you can't get rid of him and you'll need to do all of the adventures with him like in paranormal guntivity or anonymoose killer and for you peeps that already summoned him than you are screwed

P.S. Gunga loves Asian/Indian food but he doesn't like it when you put it on him most likely he is in the basement waiting for you and knifes and guns work good so by the way



Written by Gunga the dog
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