How do I get my crush to like me?

How do I get my crush to like me? Last time I tried to hold her hand (surprise hand holding!) when she wasn't looking and she screamed and ran away. I tried to run after her but she kept calling me a "creep" and a "weirdo". When I heard that I instantly snapped and I got on all fours and starting howling and growling at her. The urge overcame me, and I shit all over the floor and I began sprinting on all fours and the shit spread everywhere and I couldn't stop it I tried to hold back but I couldn't stop. The teachers tried to stop me but the shit on the floor made it impossible to reach me in time. The next day she dropped her pen (we sit next to each other in math!) I then proceeded to eat the pen. How do I get her to like me?

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