How much would Godzilla cum?

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Theoretically, Godzilla would weigh 164,000 tons. A blue whale, the biggest mammal to ever live, weighs roughly 120 tons. The average blue whale cums 7.6 gallons. Assuming that the amount of sperm is proportional to body weight, we can make our calculations from there.

To get how many times bigger Godzilla is than a whale, we'll divide 164,000 by 120. The number comes out to be 1366.66x larger.

1366.66*7.6 gallons is 10,386.616 gallons of cum. This is enough cum to fill a 15x15 pool that is 6 feet deep. You can swim laps in Godzilla's cum.

Sperm has a lot of protein. Godzilla could stop world hunger and here's how:

Godzilla feeds off of radiation. This means you should trap Godzilla inside a nuclear power plant and feed him all the radiation. You then make a giant automatic Godzillussy for Godzilla to cum into. You could also have your unpaid interns jerk off the behemoth because unpaid interns are cheaper than a giant sex machine. When you have jerked Godzilla to completion with either method, collect the sperm and send all 10,386.616 gallons of cum to the poor regions of the world. Sperm also has a large amount of water, so you could kill 2 birds with one stone, or shall I say hydrate and feed 2 starving people with 1 bottle of cum.

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