How to Survive at Sea

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My uncle used to take us fishing with long nets and one time we actually caught a swordfish along with some turtles and other shit. He told me he would be right back and climbed into the cabin then came back out holding the swordfish with an 8 inch dildo lodged on top of the horn of the swordfish, he told me he learned it in the navy and it's the best way to get a prostate massage while at sea for a long time because you don't need any batteries to keep it vibrating, as long as you keep it alive it will wiggle and squirm until ejaculation.

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