How to be dumbass

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Do you want to send an evil demon to yourself without any up side, and no getting rid of it? No? Well your gonna do it anyway.

What your going to need:

  • 2 Candles
  • A mirror
  • A basement, attic that has a light that can be quickly turned off or on
  • Ox blood
  • An ass
  • A pet (One dear to you.)
  • And a picture of you in a selfie.

Steps:

  1. First off start this at 12:00p.m.
  2. Turn off your lights... ALL OF THEM.
  3. Have no friend around you (Oh wait you already completed that.)
  4. Heavely breath on your mirror
  5. Wait two seconds
  6. Place the photo of a selfie with you in it, between your butt cheeks.
  7. Put your ass up to the mirror, and rub on it
  8. Poor the Ox blood all over your sink
  9. Then kill (I don't care how just do it.) your pet that you loved in a different room from your bathroom and your attic, basement.
  10. then place the corpse of your best friend in that bathroom
  11. Place down the two candles somewhere on the sink
  12. Light the first candle
  13. Before you light the second one chant this in the dark, alone... I am an internet addict, I am an internet addict, I am an internet addict and a loner.
  14. Quickly run into your basement/ attic.
  15. After your first step in close your eye's
  16. count to 10 open your eye's and turn on the lights in your basement/attic
  17. Go to the bathroom you placed the corpse in
  18. If you did it right you would be alive by now

Great job! You summoned a demon in your home! And there's no way of getting rid of it!

Good luck!

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