How to eat mario
This story took place 580 years ago.
My acid boiled stomach wanted something to eat but I didn't know what to eat there was only goddamn cheese in the fridge and freezer. Especially on the trees. I went away from the cheese trees. And went to my little bros death bed and he was talking to me. I didn't mind it I thought it was a glitch. My little bro told me there's an awesome buffet around the corner but he said "beware of the Mario sussy meal" I decided to go there at 3 am the workers were really big around 900 feet tall. They said"what do u want sir?" I said "I WANT THE MARIO SUSSY MEAL" when I got the meal I jumped like it was the time to eat Mario sussy meal.
They gave me it they timed me to see how fast I would eat mario. I did it very quick they congratulated me. Later I had some mushrooms and the food I ate the Mario sussy meal grew 2 times in my stomach so now I'm fat I assumed it was my acid working on my stomach destroying it.I went to my little brothers death bed but this time he said "I WARN U ABOUT THE MARIO SUSSY MEAL" I didn't take any mind to this warning. I just thought it was a glitch. Before I gone home I decided to eat Luigi sussy meal too. I went back inside my house. Though my taxes were meaningless.
I obviously couldn't pay for my house payment. To vent I immediately gone to Mario 3 I played it in till a image of n64 mario shown up and said "why did u eat my brother godda-damnit" then he said "why did u eat me" then super realistic blood got on mario and shown a image of me having a baby it was mario. I thought it was just a glitch thought. everything was find intill bowsers castle he didn't attack mario like normal he ran in fear and bowser yelled out in hyper realistic yell tone "PLEAS DONT EAT ME LIKE U ATE ME SONS" it closed up to Mario had a demonic face going into hes inside body. Showing all of bowsers kids in the belly and Mario says "ready for leftovers? (says my real name)" I freaked up the cartridge as blood bleeds out of the cartridge I knew I shouldn't eat the Mario sussy meal and luigi sussy meal. I think its a glitch though.
Anyway if u ever see a Mario sussy meal DO NOT EAT IT!
Written by Sanicreal
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