Hunted Pokemon Colosseum Disc
It all started when I called my friend and he wudn't answer the phone. I called and called but he not answer so I go 2 his appartment and i seen d landlord had thrown him and all of his stuff in the dumpster. The landlord said to me "Ur s2ped friend died and refused to pay his rent so i threw him away!" I said "NO!" and he siad "yeah lol now do me a favor an GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!" i said "Ok" he said "wait a minute i forgot he wanted you to have this. I'm a nice guy and more importantly I don't want it so I'll give it to you." he gave me a pokemon colosseum gamecube disc and said "NOW LEAVE!" I said "K man."
I got home and had some supper and desided to play the game when i was done. I hadn't played the pokes in a while so I put it in my gamecube and it said "SAVE FILE LOADED" i was like "wat?" I didn't have a pokemon save file on my memory card. I removed the memory card and it said "SAVE FILE LOADED" again and I was like "that's weird it's like it writes the data on the disc..."
I got to the game and i saw that my character was named "Jack Kaffrizzlefritz" and I had 6 pokemon in my party. There was a kyogre named "Dead Person" and a groundon named "Killed by Missingno. in Lavender Town" a misdreavus named "No Hope" a houndoom named "Devil Dong' a dusklops named "gangrene potato" and a shedinja named "YOUR SOUL!!!1!" I thought it was weird that they where named this but apparently my frend had also traded them from his ruby.
I was in the Under and I saw that the rust was look redder that usual. I talked to the colosseum lady and she said "Huh? You're supposed to be dead!" I then noticed that the music was of Lavender Town so i threw up all my dinner and screamed "NO I WASTEDEDED FOODS!!!" I clean up the mess and it was the colosseum battle I saw this kid and he said "UR MINE!" he sent out a Banette called "EATER OF YOU!1!" it was a shadow banette and I seen that the girl who sees the shadow pokemon had hyperrealistic Eyes of C'Shan.
She said "THE EYE OF C'SHAN COMPELLS YOU!" i said "NOPE NOT GONNA DO THIS!" but i saw on the screen that my character had automaticly thrown an pokeball so i unplug the gamecube and the TV and threw them out the window and screamed "NOT EVER GONNA DO IT YOU CAN SUCK THAT FOR BREAKFAST RIGHT NOW!!!!" i stomped out of the room and went strait to bed!
Just as I thought I would I had nightmares all night. I seen the evil Banettte and the Eyes of C'Shan watching me but i reisted just as my cousin Agent F had taught me. I woke up the next day and I saw out the window that a homeless man had played the game on the TV I threw out and his head appeared to have exploded and I saw written on the sidewalk in his blood "THE EYE HAS SEEN YOU ETHAN MCGLERKSON!" That's my actual name so I closed the curtains and curled up in the fetal position on the floor and tried to remember all the stuff that Fatty had taught me and sure enough I got a knock on the door and it was him, Agent Fatty.
He said "They called me about the homeless man." I said "Fatty how could this happen to me!?" he said "The Eye of C'Shan is very random. We must go back and speak to that landlord. Intel says he's an agent of C'Shan! Sure enough we went back to the appartment complex and the landlord had moved away and all of the other tenants had been killed as a sacrifice to C'Shan. "BLAST IT!!!" Fatty yelled.
We decided to investigate the appartments and there was just a bunch of blood and stuff that you would expect, but then we heard a groan and saw the dead body of my friend. He looked like his lips where burned off by stomach acid. he was a zombie though and he cackled and said "TIME 2 JOIN UR FRIEND IN THE STOMACH ACID OF C'SHAN!!!" He ran at us like the zombie thing from Half Life 2 but Fatty quickly shot him with some kind of laser gun and he was unundead and screech "LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!" but Fatty said "DON'T DO THAT!!! JUST RUN FORAWRD OUT OF HERE!!!!" we ran but i saw in the reflection off of a glass picture frame that Evil Patrixx was behind us. He then pounced and Fatty was unable to escape his wrath. "GO BACK TO MY LAB! DON'T LOOK BACK!" Fatty screamed as he was killed by d Patrixx.
I arrived at the lab and i saw that Fatty had made clones of himself. I released one of them and he said "Patrixx doesn't seem to have noticed my clones, but knowing how Patrixx works, he is probably just playing some kind of game." Patrixx then appeared and said "Hello again Fatty" I screamed. Fatty said "IT'S OVER PATRIXX! I'm like the squidward with the alarm clocks, you kill me, I just make more clones!" Patrixx said "Indeed! You are a pest! But oh, how great it pleases C'Shan to digest you not once, but thousands of times! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!" the roof then blew off the building and looking down on us was the face of C'Shan. He yelled "THUS SAYET C'SHAN, I SHALL DINE UPON THE LFEST OF THE FATTY ONE UNTILL THEN END OF ALL THINGS!!!" Then mouth tentacles came down and ate all the Fatty clones and Fatty screamed "NOOOO!" then C'Shan ante him and me too.
In the stomach acid I saw my friend. He was crying. I said "It's Ok Bro" he said "I had suck awesome pokemon and they sent me to the Devil's address because pokemon is demonic and then they sent me here! Y DEY DO DIS!?" I said "I don't know but I'll never play a pokemon game ever again..."
YOUR NEXT
The end
Written by Church of C'Shan
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