I'd Just Like to Interject for a Moment (Copypasta)

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...Or in all situations, at any time, any place, and by any audience for that matter.

I'd just like to interject for a moment.

What you're referring to as my cock, is in fact, my cock and balls, or as I've recently taken to calling it, cock plus balls. The penis is not a genitourinary system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning set of reproductive organs made helpful by the testicles, prostate, and vital components comprising a full reproductive system as defined in The Bible.

Many cock users run a modified version of the reproductive system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the performance of my dick that is widely used today is often called 'tiny', and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the greatest thing since sliced bread, developed by God himself.

There really is a penis, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. My schlong is the intromittent organ: the part of the system that allocates the cum. The cock is an essential part of a reproductive system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete reproductive system. Cock is normally used in combination with the balls: the whole system is basically balls with cock added, or cock/balls. All the so-called cock distributions are really distributions of cock/balls!

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