I'm gonna spoil the entirety of Avengers Endgame

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So Endgame picks up right after the snap. Everyone's like "What in the ass just happened?" while hacking and sneezing 'cause now there's the dust of 3.5 billion people floating around Earth's atmosphere. Then it turns out that the dust is worse than asbestos, so the surviving half of the human race is contracting mesothelioma. They call the mesothelioma hotline, and the mesothelioma lawyers band together to create a lawsuit against Thanos for giving everyone cancer. Unfortunately, they don't know where he is since he teleported off to his farm planet.

They proceed to get in touch with the remaining Avengers, who just figured out Thanos's location on account of the fact Thor managed to jam a GPS locator up his nose right before he teleported away. Tony Stark is able to pinpoint Thanos's exact location, which isn't an alien planet at all and is instead in mountainous area in North Korea. Captain America goes "Avengers Assemble!" and they all get into the Bat Copter Avengers Mobile and fly to North Korea.

Unfortunately, Kim Jong Un, who survived the snap, catches wind that the Avengers are coming to town and uses his missile arsenal to shoot down their aircraft. Then there's a big epic battle between the Avengers and the North Korean army. Captain Marvel shows up for an assist and wipes out the rest of the army, flies up into Kim's face, and screams "WHERE IS THANOS?" But Kim doesn't speak English so he can't answer, and Captain Marvel gets pissed and punches his brain out.

Tony Stark is able to use Friday to locate the Infinity Stones's energy signature, thus find Thanos. The Avengers show up at his front door and arrest him.

Then the rest of the movie is basically A Few Good Men where Thanos is put on trial for war crimes and giving everyone mesothelioma. His lawyer, Johnny Cochran, tries his best to lessen Thanos's sentence. Despite his best efforts, Thanos is found guilty and is sentenced to 3.5 billion life sentences and a fine of 175 trillion Space Bucks.

Afterwards, the Avengers are back together, discussing if they should use the confiscated Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos's actions. Suddenly, Deadpool bursts in, steals the Gauntlet, and does his own snap. It brings everyone that was dusted back, but as unicorn versions of themselves. He shouts his signature catchphrase, "Chimichanga fuckin' tacos!" and uses the Gauntlet to teleport. The Avengers stand in horror at what happened and the credits roll. Then the text appears:

DEADPOOL WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: THE WRATH OF DEADPOOL

The end.


Credited to SupaKoopa714 

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