I'm on a subway. I keep seeing the same creature at every stop

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It was just your average day in the biscuit can on wheels called a subway, being sucked through an endless tube of sorrow and despair. I thought today would just be a regular normal day. Boring, average, you know.

But then I saw him: an unhumanly tall Big Chungus, standing in the shadows of the first stop. "That's rad, dude!" I exclaimed to nobody in particular. It's not every day you get to see Big Chungus being so creepy like that.

Our next stop was in Ligma (jk no it wasn't, I'm just trying to get internet points) and there I saw Big Chungus again. I was getting kind of creeped out, but whatever. The subway doors whooshed closed and we were off.

Third stop, you guessed it, Big Chungus was just standing there. Menacingly! "Ok, that's not really rad anymore, my dude!" I called out. The door slammed on my face, and he glared at me. I shuddered.

Fourth stop was my stop, and Big Chungus was there. I screamed at the top of my lungs at the sight of a naked Thanos twerking behind him.

"Listen here, Mister Chungus," I grumbled. "Why are you following me?"

"What do you mean?" he asked, growing even more unhumanly tall. "Oh, did you see my brethren?"

"Brethren?" I asked. He injected me with one of his tentacles (I guess he's Slenderman now) and I became a very very tall Big Chungus.

He's a virus, he is infecting everyone. Even if you think you're not Big Chungus, you aren't.

Also, I'm eating Subway on the subway. Because I love repeating things.

please follow r/thanoschungus or don't it's up to you



Credited to mysticaltater 

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