INVASION OF THE LITTLE TRASH MEN
It was a nice and hot and soggy day when my sister screamed at the top of her lungs that there was a larva on the ground. I told her to pick it up. And then I went downstairs and was greeted by not one but sixty nine maggots writhing on the ground. Our kitchen was spotless as always thanks to our OCD mom. So why the fuck were there larvae on the ground?
I picked one up with a square of tp (I know I shouldn't have wasted it) and squeezed it. I was used to squishing sugar ants so I didn't expect it to pop with a disgusting ass squelching sound like a tiny little grape. I felt so nauseated.
"Get out of me house you little fly eggs" I yelled. I didn't know when there were flies in the house to even do the hanky panky but apparently we've got a whole-ass fly brothel in our house.
I vacuumed them and cried because it was disgusting. So far I've only seen one maggot since that incident and the rest are writhing around in our trash bin.
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