I Doubt You Want to Hear

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Tim A. K A. "Masky" and Slendy just chillin' by mmpratt99

I doubt you want to hear about
The Tome I found in my attic
How I read a few words, and
Now my dog's acting erratic.

I doubt you want to hear about
The strange noises under my bed.
How a hand taps at my window,
All gooey and bloody red.

I doubt you want to hear about
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
How they stole most my food
And ate my parakeet Midge.

I doubt you want to hear about
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
How it set fire to my room
And drop down blazing hail.

I doubt you want to hear about
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
How blue mice with green tails
Stole my gold coins and locket.

I doubt you want to hear about
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
How they track mud and dirt
All over my nice clean floors.

I doubt you want to hear about
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
How she threatens to turn me
Inside out and steal away my brain.

I doubt you want to hear about
The latest predicament I'm in,
Involving a tall, faceless guy
And a kid with a grin.

You think the things I willingly tell
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
Which is My Little Pony.

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