I Forgot To Renew My Pooping License

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I had coffee when I awakened and it stirred up a mighty discomfort within me. I went to use the bathroom, but the moment I sat down a police officer with a billy-club and mutton-chops and one of those weird old-timey hats said, "Greetings, sir or madam, may I see your pooping license?"

I gritted my teeth and stood up. I said I was merely testing the slipperiness of my toilet seat when presented with a bare ass. The cop left me.

I went to the DMV with my intestines crying out in agony. I hoped I would be able to get my pooping license in time! When I got to the desk after seven hours the woman simply frowned sternly at me and said, "DMV Closed."

Did this story frighten you? This is what we have to look forward to if you don't vote for Gary Johnson in 2016.


Credited to tiremanora 

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