I Got Detention... For The Wrong Reason...

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So there I was, fucking sitting in class, trying to supplement my writing with fucking swear words to sound edgy and mature. I was early in class so I was on my phone on Reddit, browsing my favorite subreddit, r slash nosleep, because meta.

My best friend, Jimmy John, suggested that we do some dumb shit in the middle of the woods at night, and because we were both 13 year olds, we were smart and knew how to defend ourselves from bad guys with our Taijutsu we learned from watching Naruto Shippuden. So we went into the woods and Jimmy John pulled out a giant crazy demon dagger and suddenly became super scary and told me he was Satan, and also he tried to cut my head off to summon Satan demons. So I had to kill him in a very gory nasty way. In fact, it was so gory, I can't remember what exactly I did besides the fact that it was nasty and gross.

I went to school the next day and when I got to 2nd period and there was JIMMY JOHN sitting across from me... I thought I killed him last night but suddenly he raised his hand and screamed,

"MRS. JOHNSON, GEORGIE'S TRYING TO CHEAT OFF OF MY TEST!"

Anyway I have detention now because Mrs. Johnson is a bitch and I hate her and she didn't listen to me because I didn't cheat and it's stupid and I hate her and school sucks and now I can't play Halo 4 when I get home.

Also Jimmy John is still a demon. The reason I started typing this was because I heard a knock on my door and my dad opened the door and then Jimmy John said "I'M A SATAN DEMON I'M HERE TO KILL YOUR SON" and then shot my mom and dad. I'm so scared guys he's trying to find me I think he is outside my door oh god I think he can hear my typing at 115 WPM on my Razer Blackwidow Chroma V2 Green Switch RGB mechanical keyboard it's so loud guys I think he's gonna barge in right before I finish this sentence and h....[p'u OE:?HKRIL<jdb.

This is Jimmy John... and Georgie's a delusional mental patient... I am his doctor and had to administer him some drugs to stop being insane... It was all fake and in his head... Scary because insanity... and now... YOUR ARE INSANE TOO!!!!!!!!!!


Credited to AriZonaGreenTeaWith 

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