I Reject Your Apology (Copypasta)

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You think you've changed my mind with just adding an "I'm" along with your one-worded weak ass apology? Once you do or say something so foul, so wretched, that you become an outcast, there is nothing, and I mean it when I say absolutely nothing, that can re-implement you into society. You're now a wild animal. What do wild animals do, you may ask? The answer to that is: I have no fucking clue. I've never been outside in all my time here. I get told to go touch grass, which is actually crazy because touching this thing called "grass" is what a wild animal does! GOD DAMMIT! I would never sink to that level of dehumanization, I would rather be ripped to shreds by a leopard for the rest of time. To add to that, my mother, who has so kindly brought me my favorite fast food for the past 36 years, would not allow me ANYWHERE near grass. I am thankful that she was a helicopter mom to me, because now I can see all of the dangers of the world. I could get cut by grass and bleed to death. Get bitten by a rabid possum or squirrel, and have my brain slowly deteriorate, which comes in at a close second on the danger list. My utter intellect is my most prized possession, and rabies would erase that.

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