I Think Wallace is the Anti-Christ

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I'm telling you, I was watching some very weird Wallace and Gromit episode yesterday. Yesterday night at 9:40pm on Channel 4, yes, precisely. A Wallace and Gromit special I had never seen before, and it was bloomin weird lad.

Wallace and Gromit were outside, having a picnic and Wallace said "right Gromit, it's time to pack up" and so they did, and they needed to stay into the side of the road while cars passed by and so they stayed into the side of the road and Wallace was saying, while standing on the grass, he said "Gromit, I hope I'm not stepping on no fox bones" and then he did a weird laugh, a weird laugh I'm telling ya. It was like "AAAAAROUGHHOGAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGHA" and Gromit said "Wallace, you sound a lot like Satan when you laugh" and Wallace said "Well, it's probably been all the cheese and crackers I've been eating lad" and then they went home and then it ended......but it didn't really, because then another episode came on and Wallace said to Gromit "Gromit lad, I bet I could beat you in a boxing match and Gromit said "TOUGH SHITE, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE WALLACE, TOUGH SHITE! BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE ACTUALLY A BANANA IN PYJAMAS!" and Wallace peed all over the floor. It was literally so realistic that I almost felt like I was going to die, and then Wallace had blood red eyes and he started cutting into Gromit's veins and Gromit was screaming, and Gromit was dead. DEAD.

And then a picture appeared on screen of Wallace with his intestines ripped out and was put onto a cross and it said "SCARY SHIT" and I was so spooked that I never went to sleep again.


Credited to TheEvilLurkerWitch999

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