I Was In a Fighting Tournament on an Alien Planet

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So I was smoking a fat ass J and smoking meth and eating acid tab's like m&m's, you know like a totally chill evening at home with my friend Jimithy when some crazy chick in a sports bra and yoga shorts kicks in my door. I'm all like wtf dude that's my dads front door and you broke it. Well, I don't actually say that because I'm tripping balls off some DXM I took earlier and I'm not really in any shape to talk.

So the chick is all like "you need to come with me, the universe depends on it." So Jimithy helps me up because again, I'm in no shape to do much of anything and we go out front where there is a portal on my front lawn. We step through it and bam, we are teleported to a ring surrounded with weird looking people, some of them are green or blue, some have 4 arms.

So the crazy lady is all like, "you have to fight for the fate of mankind or they are going to destroy our universe." I drool out an "ok," and Jimithy helps me into the ring. My first opponent is some angry looking blue dude with 4 arms. He kicks me once in the head and my head flies off and I die immediately.

That was 10 minutes ago. I don't even know how I'm typing this right now. Like I don't have a head, and I'm still trippin' so effing harddddd and my dads gonna be home in like a half hour. How to get unhigh... wait this isn't google.


Credited to grghbbs 

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