I am Seymour Skinner. This is my alt account. I am in big trouble and I don't know who to turn to. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME

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My name is Seymour Skinner. I have been married to my wonderful wife Karen Skinner for 27 years. I call her Mother, short for 'the mother of my kids'. I DO NOT HAVE A MOTHER FETISH.

I have never seen her butthole because we only have missionary sex. After hours of consulting with my pastor for 48 hours, I finally confirmed that doggie style sex isn't against the bible, as long as my pee pee does not go inside her butthole.

The night finally came, and she got on all fours, the moment I've been waiting for 27 years finally came. I saw it. It reminded me of something. It looked like mother! Not Karen, but my biological mother.

It spoke. It said 'Seymour Skinner, I am very disappointed in you. You are in big trouble young man'.

I said "I'm sorry Mother!" and freaked out and ran out of the house, naked.

1 week later I was enjoying breakfast when I got a call. I picked up and it was my biological mother. "Hi mother, how are you."

My biological mother responded, "I know what you tried to do Seymour Skinner. You should be ashamed of yourself." I immediately hung up the phone, and ran out of the house.

I have no idea what's going on or what I should do.

REDDIT YOU GOT TO HELP ME


Credited to StoryTooMuch 

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