I am living in your balls
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I am living in your balls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:
Why are you living in my balls?
I'm not going to tell you.
How did you get there?
I'm oviously not gonna tell you my secrets, but you should not forget to lock your hotel room at night anymore.
How are you surviving in my balls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by processing the remains of nutrition in your pee, and some delicious drops of cum you grant me every once in a while.
What are you planning to do in my balls?
Live in them, listening to you.
What do I do about you living in my balls?
Listen for the scraping. Don't touch the balls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
Why me?
This is one of the most frequently asked questions in the history of mankind. There is no fate hidden behind, no deeper, meaning, you simply lost the lottery in the chaotic complex automaton our Universe is. Besides, your cum is passably tasty.
When are you going to stop living in my balls?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you living in my balls?
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you living in my balls?
I will make sure you're not.
Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS
If there are any more questions then you can consult me by stretching your nutsack 2 times and directly speaking to it.
Summary:
I am living in your balls.
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