I didn't thank Kind Stranger for his gold, and then things started getting strange
Okay, so this all started when I posted my Big Chungus and Keanu Reeves crossover meme to r/PewdiepieSubmissions. It was wholesome 100, to say the least. Within a few hours, it gained thousands of upvotes. That's when I got the notification, when my life as I knew it was about to change.
An anonymous redditor liked your submission so much that they've given it the Gold Award.
As a reward, you get some special flair on your submission. Additionally, you get one week of Premium membership and 100 Coins to improve your experience! Very dapper.
I had received my first ever Reddit gold. As I was crying tears of joy, I forgot to edit my post, and thank the kind stranger. I didn't think it much of it after, and I went to sleep a fulfilled man. That night, I had many wonderful dreams about Minecraft and Elon Musk.
When I woke up the next morning, I screamed for my mom to bring me my wake-up tendies; but I was met with silence. After 5 more minutes of constant hollering, I got out of bed to investigate the situation. Mom wasn't in her bedroom OR her kitchen, which where the only two places a woman should be. I was furious, so I decided to take a Belle Delphine bathwater bath to calm myself down. When I opened the bathroom door, I was met with the mutilated corpse of my mom in the bathtub. Written above her in her own blood were words that chilled me to my bone.
YOU DIDN'T THANK ME I rushed into mom's basement to make the edit, but to my horror, the post had been archived. As I contemplated what I was going to do, I glanced at my karma, and my heart stopped. I was at -666. All my karma, brutally murdered for not thanking the kind stranger. As tears rolled down my eyes, My computer crashed. It tried to reboot, but something was holding it back. SomeONE was holding it back. I tried manually restarting it, but nothing worked. As I attempted to fix the PC, a red text flashed across the screen.
"I'M COMING FOR YOU"
I punched through my monitor and pulled out my Nerf Barrel Break ™ . Nothing was going to take me down today. I sat by my PC for hours, until I decided I was safe to go. As I strode out of the room, I heard a monotone, but strangely familiar voice emitting from behind me. I whipped my body around, and I was immediately paralyzed. Before me stood Kind Stranger himself.
"You didn't thank me"
If you ever get a gold on reddit, NEVER FORGET TO THANK KIND STRANGER.
Credited to heraldoftheplague
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