I got a job at mcdonald, and it has weird rules
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It was a Saturday evening when I got an email titled "hello welcome to mcdonald your hired". I kept reading and it seemed normal until I came across this "you need to follow rule 1. pee on the grill every night 2.dont stare at ronald mcdonald or he will eat children 3. dont eat the piss burger in the playplace 4. if you smell berrys make sure to take 500$ out of the register and give it to ronald mcdonald". I thought the rules were just a joke and I shrugged it off. When I arrived for my first shift the store was empty. I make nuggies for a while and everything was normal. As the sun rose I forgot to piss on the grill. I rushed to lock the front doors as a 400lb child ran through and started eating all the nuggets. I told him there were hot singles in his area then he left. I then went to clean ronald. I was staring at him as he came to life and threw me across the room. I had to get the shotgun to contain him. After that I went to clean the stinky playplace. I found a smelly burger and decided to eat it. When I finished it I remembered rule 3. I had to throw up the burger before it could kill me. Then I smelt berries. I gave ronald the 500$ right as my shift was ending. I know im not coming back.
Credited to BuffaloBills66
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