I just 360 no scoped my Grandma
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So the day began as most do, an entire tray of pizza rolls in the oven and I was listening to my favorite song from the Jonas brothers. When my grandma had came into my room to let me know that I needed to stop having sex with the mail man. I nodded my head in agreement, even though I have never had sex with the mailman. And I was starting believe that my grandmother was going insane. I went ahead and drop kicked her in the chin and told her to never speak to me again. And that if she made any attempt to, I would be forced to execute her. She replied with a simple. Understood. And upon hearing those word I grabbed my Sniper from behind my mini fridge and proceed to do a 360 no scope blasting her head clean off her body. Only to land in a Jedi back flip with grace. It was about this time I realized that my pizza rolls were most likely done and made a B line for the easy bake oven in my sisters room.
Credited to OriginalGenSen
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