I love fucking money

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so three weeks ago I was in my room when suddenly a twenty dollar bill started seeming extra hot today, I didn't hesitate before I pulled out my cum-ejector 3000 and started pumping. After that the urge was uncontrollable, every-time I saw the money I needed to jack off, one night I had sex with a one-dollar bill and I got paper cuts all over my dick.

I went to the doctor to get help with the paper cuts all over my dick, that was until he picked up a quarter from the ground and said, "Wowee it's my lucky day!" I instantly eviscerate him with a cum blast as the urge was uncontrollable. I ran out of the room filled with cum and blood from the incident.

I called for an uber and when the uber driver asked me to pay up as we got to the destination, I pulled out my credit card and-

"MY LEIDERHOSEN!" I screamed as the uber driver's skin and flesh were power-washed off by the ensuing cum blast that followed.

I ran out of the car trying to escape the grizzly scene I made. As I opened the doors to what I thought was a therapist, it was the bank of America. I made nonsensical noises for a second, everyone when silent as the man with the freakishly large dong kept making noises like a whimpering dog.

I breathed in.

"IM COOMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed with a booming voice as the people inside started screaming as the people beside them, the tellers, the managers, the office workers, and normal civilians, were completely vaporized by the cum blast. Only a red mist and blood faded in with the cum.

the cum quickly filled the building and I was washed out by a big wave of cum.

Please help. I do not know what to do anymore. The police are at my door. I guess I have only one choice.

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