I piss in your grave

I was asleep, and woke up to somebody knocking on my door. I opened the door. There was a note on my doorstep.

"WALLA WILLA BALLAALA"

I threw it in the trash, since it was just gibberish, thinking it was a prank. I even said it aloud and it sounded stupid. The next night I felt the urge to piss inside of a grave, so I went to the graveyard, and went up to a grave.

"Bear Grylls, died from not drinking his own piss."

I proceeded to dug up the grave, and promptly took a piss on the body, aiming for the mouth because he died from not drinking piss. He came back to life, thanked me, and then immediately got struck by lightning. I then pissed on his now fresh corpse. I then went back home, and went to sleep. Then nothing else happened. Until the next day, where a cop showed at my door, asking for a URINE SAMPLE, I gave him one and it wasn't a match to the piss on the corpse. So then who pissed on the corpse after me? A few hours later another note was on my doorstep, it said this:

"THE LAST NOTE WAS A SPELL TO MAKE YOU PISS ON THE CORPSE, AND I AM THE NOTE YOU THREW AWAY. I WAS THE ONE WHO PISSED ON IT AFTER YOU. YES, A PIECE OF PAPER PISSED ON A CORPSE."

I then said "Okay" and played on my computer. The end.

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